Top 10 Matty Dispatch Moments

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“the Doritos handshake”

Imagine the guy from that last slide with a full table of catered food. Ugh.

Now imagine him munching down Nacho Cheese Doritos like there was no tomorrow. Ugh.

Now imagine him reaching out to shake your hand with his paws covered in Doritos debris. Just threw up in my mouth again.