Mississippi State Football Players and the Sandwiches that Symbolize them

STARKVILLE, MS - OCTOBER 21: Mississippi State Bulldogs mascot Bully greets fans after an NCAA football game against the Kentucky Wildcats at Davis Wade Stadium on October 21, 2017 in Starkville, Mississippi. (Photo by Butch Dill/Getty Images)
STARKVILLE, MS - OCTOBER 21: Mississippi State Bulldogs mascot Bully greets fans after an NCAA football game against the Kentucky Wildcats at Davis Wade Stadium on October 21, 2017 in Starkville, Mississippi. (Photo by Butch Dill/Getty Images) /
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STARKVILLE, MS – NOVEMBER 23: head coach Dan Mullen of the Mississippi State Bulldogs talks with Jeffery Simmons #94 of the Mississippi State Bulldogs during the second half of an NCAA football game at Davis Wade Stadium on November 23, 2017 in Starkville, Mississippi. (Photo by Butch Dill/Getty Images)
STARKVILLE, MS – NOVEMBER 23: head coach Dan Mullen of the Mississippi State Bulldogs talks with Jeffery Simmons #94 of the Mississippi State Bulldogs during the second half of an NCAA football game at Davis Wade Stadium on November 23, 2017 in Starkville, Mississippi. (Photo by Butch Dill/Getty Images) /

Jeffery Simmons is an enormous load just like a Monte Cristo is a big heavy sandwich.

The Monte Cristo is a true work of art in the sandwich world. It’s like a ham and cheese sandwich, but the ham and cheese are served between two pieces of fried and battered French Toast. If you eat a Monte Cristo, you could fast for the next week and still not be hungry. A Monte Cristo crushes any appetite you might have and then some.

Just like the Monte Cristo crushes appetites, Jeffery Simmons crushes opposing offensive lines. He’s too big and athletic to block, and if you try, well, you’re probably going to be crushed in the process.