If you are an Ole Miss fan reading this forecast, you will not like it, you will not enjoy it, and you most certainly will get your blood boiling a little bit. If you are a Bulldog fan reading this forecast, though, then you’ll enjoy this to the utmost extent.
Seeing that it is April Fool’s Day here at Maroon and White Nation, I figured I would give a little real insight into the weather for today. No, this will not be a prank, but I will put my little jabs in at our enemies to the North in each forecast. So enjoy, my fellow Bulldogs, and live in agony Bears.
In all seriousness, the forecast will run like usual. First pitch times are 6:30 PM CDT for Friday, 2:00 PM CDT for Saturday, and 1:30 PM CDT on SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAYYYYYYYYY. After our little bout of excitement last night in the weather, it will be good to lay back, relax in our chairbacks situated in Left Field, and enjoy a good curb stomping by the Bulldogs on the Rebels. So here’s to hoping for a 3-0 sweep on the weekend, and many Rebel fans headed back home crying.
Numbers you want to know
Friday, April 1, 2016
Tailgating in LFL (4:30 PM CDT): 70 °F, mostly cloudy, winds from the N (That’s LF for all of you Bears) at 5-10 MPH, chance of Bears trying to sneak in shakers 100%.
First pitch at Dudy Noble (6:30 PM CDT): 61 °F, mostly cloudy, winds from the N at 5-10 MPH, chance of Bears saying that their stadium is better, but still going to LFL for the food 100%.
Top of the 5th inning (8:00 PM CDT): 59 °F, overcast, winds from the NNW at 5-10 MPH, chance of Bears walking out in despair saying “WELL THE SQUARE IS BETTER!!!” 100%
Wrapping Game 1 in Maroon and White (9:00 PM CDT): 58 °F, overcast, winds from the WNW at 5-10 MPH, chance of cowbells ringing throughout the night 100%
Saturday, April 2, 2016
Tailgating in the LFL with a nice rack of ribs on the grill (12:00 PM CDT): 60 °F, mostly sunny, winds from the NW (From the LF Foul Pole to the RF Foul Pole) at 10-15 MPH, chance of hungover Bears attending the game 45%
First pitch for Round 2 of the curbstomping (2:00 PM CDT): 63 °F, mostly clear, winds from the NW at 10-15 MPH with gusts up to 22 MPH, chances that a drunk Bear tries to start a Hotty Toddy chant 100%
Top of the 5th inning (3:30 PM CDT): 64 °F, mostly clear, winds from the NW at 10-15 MPH with gusts up to 20 MPH, chance of seeing this reaction in the stands 100%.
Wrapping the series in Maroon and White (5:00 PM CDT): 63 °F, mostly clear, winds from the WNW at 10-15 MPH, chance of Ole Miss fans reacting this way to the series 100%.
Sunday, April 3, 2016
Tailgating in LFL just in time to throw on some brats (11:30 AM CDT): 59 °F, clear, winds from the NE (Centerfield) at 5-10 MPH
First pitch for the sweep (1:30 PM CDT): 66 °F, clear, winds from the N at 5-10 MPH
Top of the 5th inning (3:00 PM CDT): 68 °F, clear, winds from the NNW at 5-10 MPH, chance of surrender by Bear fans 100%
Wrapping the sweeeeeeeep in Maroon and White (4:30 PM CDT): 68 °F, clear, winds from the WNW at 5-10 MPH