Halloween Costumes for Each SEC West Coach

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Oct 24, 2015; Fayetteville, AR, USA; Arkansas Razorbacks head coach Bret Bielema during the first half against the Auburn Tigers at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports

Bret Bielema’s Costume is Jabba the Hut

Jabba the Hut is one of the most iconic characters in the Star Wars franchise, and he is so iconic for really not doing anything. It’s a really strange phenomenon.

Jabba the Hut is mentioned throughout The Empire Strikes Back because Han Solo lost some spices he was supposed to transport to Imperial forces, and he has yet to pay him back. When Han, Leia, and the rest of the crew, with the lone exception of Luke, get to Cloud City and are betrayed by Han’s friend Lando Calrissisan, Han is frozen in carbonite and delivered to Jabba the Hut by the bounty hunter Boba Fett,

So when we finally see Jabba the Hut in Return of the Jedi, you find out he is a giant slug that sits on a platform. Why are people so scared of this guy? Well, for starters, Jabba the Hut has managed to gain considerable wealth on the planet of Tatooine through various gambling platforms, but mostly through orchestrating a large criminal network. He’s a sneaky dangerous guy.

So what better outfit is there for Bret Bielema than Jabba the Hut. Bielema has his own slug like qualities, and his offense doesn’t look like much when you first see it, but if you don’t respect it, you’re going to get burned.

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