SEC West Coaches as Horror Movie Monsters

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Oct 10, 2015; Baton Rouge, LA, USA; LSU Tigers head coach Les Miles leaves the field following a win against the South Carolina Gamecocks in a road game at Tiger Stadium. LSU defeated South Carolina 45-24. Mandatory Credit: Derick E. Hingle-USA TODAY Sports

Les Miles is The Wolfman

Why did I choose Les Miles as the Wolfman? Is it because Les Miles grows a think coat of fur at the sight of a full moon? Is it because his team is a fearsome beast?

Those things might be true (the growing a thick coat of fur wouldn’t surprise me) but Les Miles eats grass. And he does odd things outside of eating grass.

The Wolfman will howl at a full moon. That’s pretty odd. And I some how think Les Miles does the same thing. I don’t know this for certain, but it wouldn’t surprise me.

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