SEC West Coaches as Horror Movie Monsters

Oct 24, 2015; Tuscaloosa, AL, USA; Alabama Crimson Tide head coach Nick Saban runs onto the field during pre game warmups before the start of their game against the Tennessee Volunteers at Bryant-Denny Stadium. Mandatory Credit: John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports

Nick Saban is Michael Myers

How many times has Michael Myers been killed in the Halloween movies? He has to be shot, stabbed, or killed in some various form at least five times per Hallowwen movie, and there have been tons of those. No matter how many times the people in the movies think they have killed Michael Myers, he always keeps coming back.

How many times has Nick Saban and his dynasty been killed now? Ever since Saban’s second season at Alabama, Saban has led the Tide to astonishingly new heights. Sure, there was the 2010 season where Alabama lost three games in the regular season, but outside of that, the Tide have been as good as they come.

Alabama is going to lose a game once a year. It is going to happen. Just because they lose doesn’t mean their dynasty is dead or the college football world has caught up to Nick Saban. It just means he had a bad game.

One day, Saban will have to step aside because dynasties don’t last forever. That’s just part of it. And when he does, maybe that’s when we will figure out how to kill Michael Myers.

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