Egg Bowl Smack Talk for Dummies
As the College Football season gets closer and closer, the rhetoric between the fans of Mississippi State and Ole Miss is getting more heated. This despite the game won’t be played for four more months.
If you’re new to the rivalry, or if you have gotten rusty in your smack talk, here is a quick refresher. I’ve even gone to great lengths to include the Ole Miss side.
Ole Miss Smack Talk
If you’re a Rebel visiting this page, or if you’re a State fan wondering what you will hear from the other side, these will be the most likely culprits.
- Little Brother
- Cow College
- Obsessed
- Replace Mullen with Mullet
- Flagship
- 31-17
- Make fun of Dak Prescott
- Mention the Grove
- Mention overall record of Egg Bowl
- Mention Freeze’s Record against Mullen
- 3 National Championships (though only 1 is recognized by the NCAA)
Mississippi Smack Talk
If you’re a Mississippi State fan wanting to get in on the fun, well here are some good places to start.
- Make fun of bow ties
- Tell a lawyer joke
- Replace Treadwell with Paidwell
- TSUN
- Mention record of Mullen against Ole Miss
- Mention finishes in last season’s AP Poll
- Mention how many years the Bulldogs have finished ahead of the Rebels in the SEC West the last 5 years
- Tell them to Hang a Banner
- Make fun of Shep Smith
- Mention The Network
Smack Talk is an always evolving topic. But in general, these are the things that will remain constants throughout this year at the very least. If you need something original, you can always take variations of these. I’m here to help.