Dear God, Please Don’t Ever let me be like Auburn Fans


Oct 4, 2014; Auburn, AL, USA; Auburn Tigers fan Jonathan Kuhn wears football pads during the game against the LSU Tigers at Jordan Hare Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY Sports

I have made a serious error. I always thought that Alabama fans cornered the market on brash arrogance in the state of Alabama. Based off of what I have seen from the Auburn Twitterverse, I couldn’t have been more wrong. They think they are going to win on Saturday. I have no problem with that. They think Auburn is going to embarrass the Bulldogs. That I have a problem with.

Look, Auburn is good, but are they so good that they think their football team can waltz into Davis Wade Stadium and run the number 3 ranked team in the country off the field? Not hardly. Here is some of their thoughts.

And I had no idea that Auburn fans hated cowbells as much as they do. I have seen more complaining about cowbells than I have ever heard from any other group of fans or players. And that includes Ole Miss fans. Here are some of their thoughts about the cowbell.

So yeah, I don’t ever want to be like Auburn fans. It should be a good game, but just don’t try to tell that to these guys.