Decoding the Swan
By Dirty Panda
A prospective MSU student went to Oxford to learn about Ole Miss this past weekend.
He didn’t know what he wanted to major in, but now he knows it will be either beer or girls.
The prospective student was able to view the ladies in Oxford and got his fill on Bud heavy. So he knows going to Ole Miss might be the best place to major in beer or girls (or maybe even double major), they always win the party.
The student got up on stage at the Library and he felt like a famous rapper. When he walked around folks just handed him money. It was really great.
This is just when the diarrhea of the mouth starts hurting when it comes out.
The student tries to rap, but he’s not good because he’s really bad at rapping his own name. So he’s going to major in girls. (Apparently majoring in beer went out the window at some point.)
In the end, the prospective student decided the most important thing is to look at girls, and apparently he wants to look at them with no clothes on. But he doesn’t want to view them giving birth – this is assumed since no obstetrics were mentioned.
I’d say the beer major sounds like a sure thing, but 5 girls scholarships is pretty good too. Although you might want to watch out how many different offers those girls have extended – they might have the clap.
No word yet if the student described above is from Picayune, but I would have to assume so.
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